Riddles
Author: Caity Stolzer
rating: +1+x
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

Feed me and I Live
Give me a Drink and I Die

What Am I?

Designer: Timothy Foster Editor: Sung C. Publisher: Sung C.
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